In Which An Idol Falls

You are so not going to believe this, people. You know "Jane Says" by Jane's Addiction? One of perhaps the best songs ever written about a prostitute who just can't find love? The song I have always thought was born of Perry Farrell's sheer genius? Well get this:

Two.
Chords.
In the whole freakin' song.

The band would have you believe that Nothing's Shocking but I beg to differ, my friends. This is, in fact, shocking in every sense of the word. Worse, the chords aren't even hard! G and A! G and A! THAT'S IT! So much for Dave Navarro as guitar idol.

I'm actually quite upset about this. I may just have to go away to Spain.

(When I get my money saved, that is. Gonna start tomorrow.)